
This week’s episode of So You Think You Can Fuck is my favorite of the season so far, and was the first episode I felt compelled as a judge to rate a 10/10. For starters, it features the two contestants I’ve had my money on to win since the start:
We saw Jimmy Clay in the first episode of SYTYCF where he was paired with his real-life best friend Kevin Crows. Frankly, I was a bit disappointed by this much-anticipated scene: something about them being friends was maybe interfering with their sexual chemistry. It might have also been that Jimmy played bottom — and, while he looks good taking a dick, he does have a tendency to lie there. The scene was hot, but not “scorching-hot”. There’s also the a thing about Jimmy’s face I need to address: it’s gorgeous, but permanently stuck in a Blue Steel-pout which can either make him look smoldering and sexy or dumb as a bag of rocks (which is sexy in its own way, I suppose):
Jimmy’s scene partner is Ric (occasionally Rick) McCoy, the versatile ginger with the alabaster skin:
The above glamor shot doesn’t quite do his milky white skin justice; in the scenes shot in the sunlight, he’s practically glowing. Some people thought I was being harsh on Ric for pointing out just how pale he was: I wasn’t criticizing, really, I was just kind of awe-struck. Its “does he bathe in milk?” white. Anyway, we first saw Ric in episode 3 where he fucked Jarrett Fox in the laundry room:
Anyway, fast-foward to episode 6, where Rik and Jimmy flip flop around (and finally in) the pool. It’s hot, it has passion, and they bring the heat:
After a bit, they start fucking in the water, and they use an underwater camera to capture the action:
But my favorite moment before they started fucking when Jimmy was hanging off the bar with his legs in the air so that Ric can get a better crack at his ass. To me, this was the “a-ha” moment of the series:
So is Jimmy going to win? Who can say! There’s no accounting for taste, (and my opinion is just that, my opinion), but that’s the fun of this series.
—Jack